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It’s a long story, and I’m tired and don’t have time, so here’s the short: I am no longer a gun owner due to an horrific boating accident. Neither my arsenal or the boat were salvaged. I floated thirty miles off the coast for 1488 days before rescue. Starved sunburned and skinny, I can’t even operate the slide on a 1911 anymore. I will be leaving this page, as a weak, gunless chump who can’t even defend himself. Might as well forget reaping Muh NRA membership.

It’s a long story, and I’m tired and don’t have time, so here’s the short: I am no longer a gun owner due to an horrific boating accident. Neither my arsenal or the boat were salvaged. I floated thirty miles off the coast for 1488 days before rescue. Starved sunburned and skinny, I can’t even operate the slide on a 1911 anymore. I will be leaving this page, as a weak, gunless chump who can’t even defend himself. Might as well forget reaping Muh NRA membership.

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[–] 5 pts

Fuck that pussy shit. I have guns. Try to take them.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

So sorry for your loss. Stay strong.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

I feel your pain, mine were all lost hiking in a national forest. It is such a waste, I would be very happy to draw a circle around the area I was hiking if anyone wants to go looking for them. I hike mostly cross country so they wont be near any trails I don't think and since they are black they will be much easier to find in winter when there is snow on the ground.

[–] 2 pts

Never had any of my guns shotguns or rifles to begin with. I certainly don't load my own ammo, and since bullets are like graphics cards, they no longer exist so guns are useless. Instead learn to use a sword. I use a 25lb 40" long breaker bar to practice with, I also practice slicing tatami mats with dull blades. I figure if I can chop limbs with a dull sword imagine what a sharp one with good tool steel will do.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

I know, bro. I was there with you. Our poor lost guns... and your beautiful boat.

[–] 1 pt

Me too brother... me too.

[–] 1 pt

Fake news. The estimated arsenal weight would have sunk the boat right at the dock.

[–] 1 pt

Sheeeeit. They gone.

[–] 1 pt

6 million guns are heavy

Darn, looks like you'll never be able to find them again. ;)

[–] 0 pt

GAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

All your did was capitulate to tyranny. Might as well start practicing how to hold your asscheeks apart for a swab.

[–] 0 pt

JFC, does no one on here get this is a joke?

[–] 0 pt

Right over your empty head. Wow.

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