The only thing I'm going to challenge about what you said is the beer, we have the same beer on the store shelves as other states, and you can get higher content at the liquor stores, the caveat being the liquor stores.

Mitt Romney says that the Romney clan operates a yuge sprawling compound down in Mexico, where his father was born. Mittens claims that he has never been down to visit this "mormonstan" in Mexico, but maybe any mormon who wants to pay mexicans under the table could go live down in mexico and pay the mexicans there?

It irks me that these people have the option to live in the actual third world but they're all "nah, let's just bring the third world here, what could go wrong?"

The founder of mormonism said that the mormons would be cursed if they let niggers and other browns into the faith, but the faith is ofc overflowing with browns. According to mormonism, any mormon who breaks the faith spends the afterlife either barren or as a eunuch, so I wonder how the mormons doublethink their way out of that.

modern society has gotten too soft and controlled by a police state. if everyone was fully responsible for their own situation and natural levels of violence permitted i.e. if someone commits adultery they're killed... if someone is caught stealing they're bashed or killed... if someone disrespects you they're bashed etc... feminism would end over night.