As of yesterday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, my firearms all began to self identify as butterflies. Except for Steve, (the black semi auto carbine ), the asshole doubled down and now identifies as a undocumented immigrant trans child with downs syndrome and is now demanding federal aid.

I doubt this would even work, Biden admin will rewrite laws to make you criminally liable for gun losses, similar to how Europe does it and use that information as a probable cause to shoot your dog