good thing we saved a few bucks buying them from chinks rather than producing them locally. regardless, all these transformers will blow the moment the sun lets out a squeaker, overwhelming the earths exponentially weakening magnetic field. prepare accordingly.

We've seen an extraordinary amount of fires and explosions at refineries across North America in the past 18 months, leading to a reduction in domestic output. I wonder how much critical infrastructure shares these same weaknesses and if we have the capability to detect when they've been sabotaged remotely.

I'm ready!