"I spoke to my rabbi immediately after hearing these allegations. He has given me a large number of contacts that can resolve this in a way that benefits both the hospital and I at the same time."
"I fully understand that this hospital will want to continue to avoid the news and major websites from reporting on any accusations of racism, whether true or false, that occur at this hospital. With the people that my rabbi has put me in contact with, I will be able to.... ummm.... control.... what accusations, if any, show up, or that are censored, in the media and on major websites."
"So, now that your investigation is complete, I am more than happy to take on the new role of anti-racism advocate. That, to my understanding from talking with my rabbi, will pay double what I am receiving right now. Have a nice day."
- Then walk out without saying another word. If anyone tries to stop you, ask them -
"Oh, I'm sorry. What is your name? (Write that down.) And your job title? (Write that down also.) Hmmm... Good to know. Well, I hope you all have a nice day. Especially you Mr/Ms ____ of ____ (job title)."
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