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[–] 2 pts

Serious( sort of) question. When something like that dies how do funeral directors fit it in a casket or the oven?

[–] 3 pts

Can’t even fit in a crematorium without setting the entire place on fire.

[–] 3 pts

That's a serious consideration. Some crematoriums require dividing up the corpse if it exceeds certain limits. Fat is a fuel after all.

[–] 1 pt

Yeah man these super fats will literally cause a raging grease fire in a retort. Pretty gross concept.

[–] 1 pt

They bring in the Ginsu chefs knives! Chop chop!