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Serious( sort of) question. When something like that dies how do funeral directors fit it in a casket or the oven?

[–] 3 pts

Can’t even fit in a crematorium without setting the entire place on fire.

[–] 3 pts

That's a serious consideration. Some crematoriums require dividing up the corpse if it exceeds certain limits. Fat is a fuel after all.

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Yeah man these super fats will literally cause a raging grease fire in a retort. Pretty gross concept.

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They bring in the Ginsu chefs knives! Chop chop!

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"He was deaf, dumb, and mute. And blind."

[–] 2 pts

Didn't he used to be a pinball wizard???

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The pinball wizard wasn't a mute. He was just deaf, dumb, and blind. He could scream in the best of bestial roars.

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I don't think so.

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Oh my goodness. I've never been that desperate

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Who does she think she is, mother of Jesus Mary? She thinks she will have the second baby to be immaculately conceived. There’s more chance for that than someone to sleep with her I guess.