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Serious( sort of) question. When something like that dies how do funeral directors fit it in a casket or the oven?

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Can’t even fit in a crematorium without setting the entire place on fire.

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They bring in the Ginsu chefs knives! Chop chop!

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"He was deaf, dumb, and mute. And blind."

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I don't think so.

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Who does she think she is, mother of Jesus Mary? She thinks she will have the second baby to be immaculately conceived. There’s more chance for that than someone to sleep with her I guess.

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Oh my goodness. I've never been that desperate