"Hey lady, we're Lyft, not Fork Lyft!"
"Hey lady, we're Lyft, not Fork Lyft!"
"Hey lady, we're Lyft, not Fork Lyft!"
Charge by the pound. Make 'em sit on a freight scale
Other "full figured" people have said the same thing happened to them
Full figured doesn't mean the same thing it meant when I was younger.....
Full figured - size 8-12 or a set of 40DD
Now they want a size 53 to be full figured
Ok, instead of Uber XL, call it Uber Plus. They're already used to plus size clothes.
Oh great, just spoon-feed 'em while you're at it
Great name.
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