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Don't worry everyone. We only have to put up with this fucking moron for another maybe year or two. It is eating itself to death at lightspeed.

Archive: https://archive.today/JLYqJ

From the post:

>A plus-sized blogger has reissued her demand that US airlines stop making bigger passengers pay more for extra seats ahead of the holiday travel season. Jaelynn Chaney believes it is outrageous that plus-sized passengers are 'forced to pay twice for the same accommodation anyone else gets with just one ticket,' she said in a TikTok video this week. 'This isn't about giving fat people more - it's about accommodating basic needs.'
The plus-sized travel crusader has long preached about the need for bigger seats on airplanes, as she claims major air transportation companies continuously shrink seats to jam in more passengers. She believes the US needs to take on the Canadian policy of 'one person, one fare.'

Don't worry everyone. We only have to put up with this fucking moron for another maybe year or two. It is eating itself to death at lightspeed. Archive: https://archive.today/JLYqJ From the post: >>A plus-sized blogger has reissued her demand that US airlines stop making bigger passengers pay more for extra seats ahead of the holiday travel season. Jaelynn Chaney believes it is outrageous that plus-sized passengers are 'forced to pay twice for the same accommodation anyone else gets with just one ticket,' she said in a TikTok video this week. 'This isn't about giving fat people more - it's about accommodating basic needs.' The plus-sized travel crusader has long preached about the need for bigger seats on airplanes, as she claims major air transportation companies continuously shrink seats to jam in more passengers. She believes the US needs to take on the Canadian policy of 'one person, one fare.'
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They give in on this, I am gonna start “identifying” as a double-wide oatmeal sack when purchasing tickets. They can’t thin shame me.

[–] • 2 pts

I agree, Ill just tell them that I identify as a 500lb 5ft tall sack of human shit and I require an entire free first class row (why even buy one seat, it's your RIGHT now you sack of lard). If they disagree ill just go to the media and sue them for free air travel for life (first class of a private jet obviously).

[–] • 3 pts

Just wear all of your clothes instead of packing them in a luggage. You'll appear to be a fat fuck, get an extra seat, not have to pay for, or wait for luggage, and all of the heat you'll generate from all of those layers means less chance of getting sick from that recirculating cabin air.

[–] • 0 pt

Aircraft "diet". Going to need to do a lot of laundry afterward though.

[–] • 1 pt

No mention of the poor cunt that has to squeeze in next to this behemoth and then endure hours of fat rolls invading poor cunts seating space. Not to mention the stench that fumigates the closed space of an airplane.

[–] • 1 pt

I would demand a different seat and/or a refund and I would film everything.

It has become acceptable to shame these companies/people again. DO IT.

[–] • 1 pt

I spent eleven hours next to a semi fat lady on a flight from China to NZ the other week and her rolls were going under the arm rest and pushing against me the entire trip. She was a very nice person but by the end of the flight I hated her.

[–] • 1 pt

People like that can be nice but they are so insufferable when they take more than their given space. I don't fly much but will be more soon. I am "larger" than the norm but not fat. Being somewhat tall and broad sometimes sucks.

At least she was nice, otherwise you might have had a REEEEEE for hours on end. It's still not right but its better than it could have been.

[–] • 1 pt

I hope airlines start having a sample seat (like how they have those metal frames to test your luggage). If you can't fit in a single seat, you don't board the plane. End of story.

[–] • 0 pt

Yes, but it has to be done BEFORE "security". That way they don't even clog up the security line/transit to the gate/etc before they just get rejected.

There are clearly more invasive ways to do this like requiring a doctor supplied height/weight/measurements before even being allowed to confirm a booking but we all know that would be rejected and probably should for the most part... Though, I would rather the fat fuck's used livestock transit rather than try to force themselves into human spaces.

[–] • 1 pt

Agreed, the fitting needs to happen before the security.

Clearly outline the seating policy in a huge font, make the buyer check a box etc that agrees to "all guests of airline must be able to comfortably fit in the sample seat. Failure to fit in said seat will result in the immediate refusal of the "individual" from the flight, their ticket will be cancelled and an administration fee equal to the cost of the ticket will be immediately applied, and no refund for the cost of the ticket will be issued".

[–] • 0 pt

Yes, I like this. I think that we should start an airline. I hear that SPIRIT is going out of business, maybe we could crowdfund the first "anti-fat express". "We get you there on-time and under-budget because you are human sized".

We could even bring back 2-3 free "check" bags for that weight reduction possibly.