That's enough Internet for tonight. Thanks, asshole

It has to roll in flour for her beta pig fucker to find the moldy wet spot under the fupa.

publicly slamming an airport employee after she became stuck in a revolving door

The best part of the article. I would have stood, laughed, and pointed.

share the secret that she's juggling not one, but three lovers

I highly doubt any of those fatties have been juggled.