Let's see what happens when we demand a fit day where no fat people are allowed at the beach.

Marine biologists are baffled as to the reasons why whales beach themselves en masse.

So they’re motivated to disgust people. And they do. They’re disgusting.

No one gets real pleasure out of that.

This is going to compact the sand so much that little Tommy wont be able to build a sand castle for the next few years.

Someone quickly help the stranded whale back into the sea!!

I'm sure they can cram a couple more of the 7 deadlies in there.

Get the harpoons!

They should have started throwing water on it and dragging it back to the ocean.

"Free Willie!"

they have a spot year round with the manatees