Story time! I'm working at a restaurant in my teens. Fat lady comes in, owner is there working the host stand. He seats the table, one of the guests is a huge woman. The owner sees an issue immediately as the chairs in this section have arms. He politely says he will get a more comfortable chair for fatty. Fatty insisted the chair with arms was fine and squeezes her fat ass into it. They go to leave. She goes to stand up and the chair is glued to her ass. Someone from their party had pull the chair off of her. We are all trying not to laugh I had to retreat back into the kitchen because it was just too much. Fucking fatties.