I am imagining one of those big brick barbecues, then using the leftover bricks to build a stool for this leftover preventer.

who likes these chairs??? They have been my enemy since high school.

Just like a liberal, you transfer your faults to an object. Niggers cause violence, yet guns are blamed. In your case, chairs. Chairs are not hostile. They exist as a tool. They don't move, they don't act, they only exist. I also recognize there are different kinds of chairs. For example, there are chairs for small children to sit on. I never try to sit on these because I understand they are not designed for me: I'm too big and heavy. The chairs you mention are not designed for you. You need a couch, lazy boy or a hammock.

The fatcope is as heavy as the writer, damn

Story time!

I'm working at a restaurant in my teens. Fat lady comes in, owner is there working the host stand. He seats the table, one of the guests is a huge woman. The owner sees an issue immediately as the chairs in this section have arms. He politely says he will get a more comfortable chair for fatty. Fatty insisted the chair with arms was fine and squeezes her fat ass into it. They go to leave. She goes to stand up and the chair is glued to her ass. Someone from their party had pull the chair off of her.

We are all trying not to laugh I had to retreat back into the kitchen because it was just too much.

Fucking fatties.

To be fair, that style of plastic lawn furniture is shit and breaks for no reason anyway. But that doesn't excuse this tard from being a land whale.

Apparently, she has a brother that married someone human-sized and is human-size enough to fit in one of those.

She almost got to the point of feeling the appropriate shame about her gross fatness. Then the confirmation bias kicked in and she quickly concluded that it was the chair's fault.

An opportunity was missed there, if someone had bluntly told her that it was not the fault of the chairs, which were very likely designed to comfortably fit the asses of +2 standard deviations from the average ass size. Cognitive dissonance must be induced in these people, and people with other fucked up beliefs, so that they can be confronted with the fact that reality differs from their stupid ideas, and it is not reality that is wrong.

Worked nights in a hospital. Late one night saw a nurse bringing some fat pregnant lard to maternity in a wheelchair, blobs of fat leaking through all the spaces of the wheelchair. As they came toward me, the chair turned a corner and the wheel just said "sheeeit!" and totally collapsed. Fat ass went down with a splash, I walked away laughing.

Why not take it as a wake up call and try to get motivated.

That was hilarious, it must be a troll. I had a good laugh over that one.