I couldn't get past 2 seconds of this tub-o-grease speaking. I don't know if it's just me getting older but there are some people I just don't want to waste my time even listening to... Even if I'm promised they're about to do something funny/dumb.

As if not knowing her weight somehow means she isn't a fat, ugly, useless piece of shit. The world still has eyes.

Should have just stepped on it, that would have crushed it to death