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Maybe if that Land Whale lost about 150 lbs, she might be OK looking, but she is surely a Coal-Burner or a Beaner-Lover. Anyway, I wouldn't fuck her with a ten-foot pole. OTOH, a sharpened ten-foot pole might suffice as an Impalement Device al'la Vlad The Impaler
Maybe if that Land Whale lost about 150 lbs, she might be OK looking, but she is surely a Coal-Burner or a Beaner-Lover. Anyway, I wouldn't fuck her with a ten-foot pole. OTOH, a sharpened ten-foot pole might suffice as an Impalement Device al'la Vlad The Impaler
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