![Redditor's girlfriend has a milkshake [3024x4032 - 1MB]](https://pic8.co/sh/XXX6EX.jpg){kind=link}
Redditors have girlfriends?
Redditors have girlfriends?
Looks more like a milkshake and a half.
Looks more like a milkshake and a half.
Looks like 100 gallons of milkshake.
Looks like 100 gallons of milkshake.
You "drink" a milkshake, just like you "drink" a glass of milk or a cup of coffee. You "eat" a sandwich, an ice cream cone or some pudding.
If someone has to "eat" a milkshake, it's not a milkshake; it's either a meal in a cup or the dairy is so spoiled that it's a cup of chunky milk that would require eating it and not drinking it.
You "drink" a milkshake, just like you "drink" a glass of milk or a cup of coffee.
You "eat" a sandwich, an ice cream cone or some pudding.
If someone has to "eat" a milkshake, it's not a milkshake; it's either a meal in a cup or the dairy is so spoiled that it's a cup of chunky milk that would require eating it and not drinking it.
All the other fats are fawning over her, of course https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/comments/1d65etf/my_girlfriend_eating_a_milkshake/
All the other fats are fawning over her, of course https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/comments/1d65etf/my_girlfriend_eating_a_milkshake/
Maybe if that Land Whale lost about 150 lbs, she might be OK looking, but she is surely a Coal-Burner or a Beaner-Lover. Anyway, I wouldn't fuck her with a ten-foot pole. OTOH, a sharpened ten-foot pole might suffice as an Impalement Device al'la Vlad The Impaler
Maybe if that Land Whale lost about 150 lbs, she might be OK looking, but she is surely a Coal-Burner or a Beaner-Lover. Anyway, I wouldn't fuck her with a ten-foot pole. OTOH, a sharpened ten-foot pole might suffice as an Impalement Device al'la Vlad The Impaler
One of them (redditor) has had his Spring Awakening?
One of them (redditor) has had his Spring Awakening?
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