On another installment of "and everyone clapped" also known as "that never happened".....

Yeah, sure, someone who takes great care of themselves would have any interest in that thing.

Let me guess, she didn't put her real picture on Tinder.

My stomach turned when I saw the pic of her soiboi kissing her.

Does that beached whale have 4 breasts? The good news is as they all say, there's a supa dupa fupa there to support the ticking time bags.

It can ride in freight aircraft, eliminates the aisle width issue