With all of the knowledge that is out there, they fail to use their brains and have any common sense, so at this point they should be encouraged to just eat a wheel barrel full of McDonald's every day so that Lord Beetus can claim their lives sooner. If they check into a hospital, the shit food should be liquefied and pumped into them intravenously to do the job quicker. The mass (chuckle) die off of lard barges would definitely help create a massive vacancy in housing so the prices would come down, benefiting the human beings who live.