I firmly stand by the ideal that overly obese people have to pay their weight in luggage on a plane or even be banned. Also, on any form of travel be it a bus or a train, you pay PER seat. You're no longer one person when you take up two or more seats.

Give the fried chicken, cottage cheese thighed hippo an entire row of 3 seats at the price of 3 so she can burp and fart by herself and carry their weight... pardon the pun. I hate those.

What's funny is when escalators turn into stairs.

Both cause and effect. If you keep taking the right, you get like that.

So, women take the escalator?