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[–] • 7 pts

She has back tits

[–] • 3 pts

Borderline NSFW

[–] • 5 pts

Borderline NSFL.

[–] • 1 pt

Borderline?

[–] • 4 pts

Those used to be heels, but the weight caused them to snap off and she wore them down to nubs.

[–] • 2 pts

Ever heard a shoe scream?

[–] • 2 pts

Those shoes look like what would happen if a safe were dropped on a human. No time to make a sound other than being completely crushed.

[–] • 1 pt
[–] • 3 pts (edited )

A fat woman came into the store today, she had squeezed her way into a tent, that was missing the canopy, complaining that her heels broke off and it was hurting her hoofs. I explained to her that like an elevator, they have a 2 ton weight limit. She starts mooing about suing me, so I ask her if that would be from the law firm of Häagen and Dazs. She said "How dare you say thay to my face?". I tell her I would say it behind her back, but my car's only got a half a tank of gas.

[–] • 4 pts

Shave the back side of her head and tattoo a face on it and tatt some nipples on those back breasts and you’ve got yourself a twofer one.

[–] • 4 pts

It's a mess from any direction.

[–] • 2 pts

Damn. What is that?

[–] • 1 pt

An "influencer," aka a waddling stinking POS

[–] • 1 pt

as she stuns

When it's Mr. Johnson that's stunned that's not a good thing.