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[–] 5 pts

Honestly it's discrimination that they can't build wider aisles in airplanes 2023

Oh, they can build wider aisles for airplanes. They've always been able to do that. The problem here is that if they build wider aisles into the airplanes, you fucking hamplanet mayodumpsters will only use that as an excuse to make you ass bigger and your thighs wider once again. You've already proven that time and time again. Stop stuffing your pie-hole to maximum capacity already.

[–] 4 pts

Fat people should not be allowed on planes. It increases fuel burn which makes all of our tickets more expensive, but most importantly, imagine being stuck behind that in an emergency? You're fucking dead mate.

[–] 2 pts

It probably qualifies as an emergency flotation device, but I would rather drown than strap myself to it.

[–] 2 pts

She could be an airplane size airbag

[–] 2 pts

If the planes going down, just dive between those cheeks, good chance of survival.

[–] 2 pts

When the plane hits the ground, you would know what Andy Dufresne went through as he crawled through the sewer to escape Shawshank.

[–] 2 pts

Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile." Be about right.

[–] 1 pt

The Bandit and the Snowman couldn't get that anywhere on time. That fucking elephant in the second movie was smaller.

[–] 1 pt

The flight was probably only 2 hours, and that backpack is stuffed with food to be able to survive not being given a full meal on that flight. Also, because of this extra weight, the pilot had to request the fuel be completely filled.

[–] 1 pt

Of course they let the livestock on first with the disabled...

[–] 1 pt

Where are its pilot/escort vehicles? It must be one of them filming.

[–] 1 pt

I just flew to Taiwan and nobody on the plane was a fat ass. Maybe a white or Asian guy with a belly but no lard barges. The stewardesses were all slim and trim and looking good. The male stewards were human size too.