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[–] • 2 pts

"Gooch grease" is newspeak bullshit. Real men just call this "swamp ass" or "sweaty balls", and it's a part of our lives that we never fucking complain about.

Modern fucking "journalists" inventing problems and providing retarded, humiliating solutions...

[–] • 0 pt

Similar to swamp ass, gooch grease is the disgusting smelling mixture of sweat, shit crusties, and lint that forms along the inner gooch forming a slime-like substance

Well, maybe to some degree. Per urban dictionary, I don’t know about the shit crusties part.

[–] • 1 pt

Yeah, if you have that, you're not wiping your ass- and a fucking maxi pad isn't going to solve that.

This is probably aimed at third-world savages who don't wipe their ass, and male troons who are constantly bleeding/shitting/sweating/pussing out of their mangled front holes.