Oh and stop shoveling 10 servings per meal down his gullet.
Holy shit is that real?
I remember back when he was a relatively normally shaped person.
Seriously, is this real?
No he's jew shaped
Also wondering. That is much bigger than last I saw him.
Chris Christie walks into the belt store... The tailor walks backwards through his shop, eyes wide, cigarette dangling from his lip, he looks with terror at his leather-working apprentice. "We're going to need a bigger cow."
👍 the visual got me.
kek
Offer him a mint 😂
I think that was a chocolate, if you are referring to the Monthy Pythons. 😂
Nah bro, that was a mint 🤣
Oh man that sequence when he’s throwing up on the waiter... 😂
So that's where Nadler gets his hand-me-downs!
After Christie shits himself
The way Nadler dresses for the House, I thought he shopped at Goodwill or Salvation Army.
... away from the dinner table.
I doubt he could run but I bet he can roll really good.
Can't Rick roll him, but he has been jelly rolled quite a few times
He has that whole bridge too.
Lmao...
This has to be a photoshop or he needs to retire, stop trying to be President, firing his publicist and hiring a fitness instructor/dietitian.
If he runs and falls he'll be unstoppable.
I guess, if you want an earthquake in New Jersey.
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