I would design special seats for land-whales at the rear of the aeroplane. There would be a specil -- oh so special -- concealed switch in the cockpit so that would be ejected downward with a spring action chute out of the aeroplane at 30,000 feet. Makes a new theme on "Fat berg" dropping from the sky.
I would design special seats for land-whales at the rear of the aeroplane. There would be a specil -- oh so special -- concealed switch in the cockpit so that would be ejected downward with a spring action chute out of the aeroplane at 30,000 feet. Makes a new theme on "Fat berg" dropping from the sky.
A 600 pound hog would need a parachute 93 feet in diameter to have the hog land at about 7 mph descent rate. That's probably fast enough to break something
A 600 pound hog would need a parachute 93 feet in diameter to have the hog land at about 7 mph descent rate. That's probably fast enough to break something
Parachutes? Not even one at all. Maybe a small drogue chute to make sure the land whale cleared the aeroplane. But I would rather see him/her/they/zer/zim tumbling through the air like a pinwheel made of lard-stuffed sausage tubes. I would pay good money to see the impact.
Parachutes? Not even one at all. Maybe a small drogue chute to make sure the land whale cleared the aeroplane. But I would rather see him/her/they/zer/zim tumbling through the air like a pinwheel made of lard-stuffed sausage tubes. I would pay good money to see the impact.
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