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BUT HE ATE IT ALL ANYWAY
BUT HE ATE IT ALL ANYWAY
And then ordered another one.
And then ordered another one.
Sits in a clean, dry, comfortable, no doubt air conditioned, room with what appears to be about a weeks worth of food for a normal person in front of him.
Complains about it.
Hitler was right. \o
Sits in a clean, dry, comfortable, no doubt air conditioned, room with what appears to be about a weeks worth of food for a normal person in front of him.
Complains about it.
Hitler was right. \o
\o
\o
He cannot wipe his ass...
He cannot wipe his ass...
Maybe with a reacher stick or a hose with an attachment?
Maybe with a reacher stick or a hose with an attachment?
After he consumed this huge meal for a large family the owners were perplexed to find the chair missing.
After further investigation and viewing the video footage it was discovered that he had stolen the chair or though as it was wedged firmly up his backside he may have not noticed as he waddled out of the restaurant.
Note his chair is not in this picture.
After he consumed this huge meal for a large family the owners were perplexed to find the chair missing.
After further investigation and viewing the video footage it was discovered that he had stolen the chair or though as it was wedged firmly up his backside he may have not noticed as he waddled out of the restaurant.
Note his chair is not in this picture.
Note his chair is not in this picture.
Oh 😲
>Note his chair is not in this picture.
Oh 😲
Why can't they die already?
Why can't they die already?
But I only ate a single slice of pizza today teehee!
But I only ate a single slice of pizza today teehee!
The only reason he complained about the pizza being cut into many trapezoidal pieces is because he had to do extra work in shoveling more pieces into his maw instead of just lifting his "arms" once and gulping it down all at once like a pelican.
The only reason he complained about the pizza being cut into many trapezoidal pieces is because he had to do extra work in shoveling more pieces into his maw instead of just lifting his "arms" once and gulping it down all at once like a pelican.
On 1500 calorie diet rn, this image is pain. I want a fucking pizza.
On 1500 calorie diet rn, this image is pain. I want a fucking pizza.
1500 calories is pretty low. You doing some aggressive cut?
1500 calories is pretty low. You doing some aggressive cut?
Yeah I'm impatient. I've done it before successfully. I will probably be able to eat a little more than that on most days as I usually walk a mile or so.
I'm at about 215 (5'10") right now, my ideal is 170. I don't look fat but I definitely feel fat. FPH would consider me a fatass probably, but I'm not a blob and if I'm wearing a shirt you can't see my gut or anything.
Yeah I'm impatient. I've done it before successfully. I will probably be able to eat a little more than that on most days as I usually walk a mile or so.
I'm at about 215 (5'10") right now, my ideal is 170. I don't *look* fat but I definitely feel fat. FPH would consider me a fatass probably, but I'm not a blob and if I'm wearing a shirt you can't see my gut or anything.
Yeah I get what you mean, I'm also on a cut right now, but a mild one since I don't want to lose strength.
When I tell people that I'm trying to lose weight they tell me I look good and don't have to, but the truth is I have my own standards and don't really care how others see me.
Yeah I get what you mean, I'm also on a cut right now, but a mild one since I don't want to lose strength.
When I tell people that I'm trying to lose weight they tell me I look good and don't have to, but the truth is I have my own standards and don't really care how others see me.
Even on bulking days (I call them "fatty fat fatty tubby fuck" days) I could not do this.
Even on bulking days (I call them "fatty fat fatty tubby fuck" days) I could not do this.
I don't want that whole thing, just a slice of a 10" pie (my wife got us a pizza oven for Valentines).
I don't want that whole thing, just a slice of a 10" pie (my wife got us a pizza oven for Valentines).
The birthday in the background behind the giant and clearly angry, frustrated gelatinous blob looks pretty stupid. I can't tell if they're kikes or mulattos.
Fat old guy walking out of the place top left too.
The birthday in the background behind the giant and clearly angry, frustrated gelatinous blob looks pretty stupid. I can't tell if they're kikes or mulattos.
Fat old guy walking out of the place top left too.
yo' just gimme the biggest slica'pizza youz got
>yo' just gimme the biggest slica'pizza youz got
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