When Amy Schumer was young everybody would laugh when she said she'd be a famous comedian one day.

Well... nobody's laughing now!

So I caught a couple minutes of one of her stand up bits and figured I HAD to see how bad she was. She TALKS for a living and said more uh and ums than a ten year old giving their first speech in front of someone. How in the fuck does she get booked?

The Guns of Provolone

My sides reached escape velocity