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The bunny hill of this particular resort sits at the bottom of an intermediate course. Going up on the chairlift, I spotted a fat bitch trying to go down the bunny hill. It fell and was struggling to get back up. I watched for a bit and had a good laugh. I went down my run and was back on the chairlift about 10 mins later.

That fat bitch was now sitting in the same spot it was earlier with its skis beside it. I can only imagine that after failing to stand up, someone helped it get the skis off and it just sat there to catch its breath.

I finished my next run and got back on the chair lift. The fat bitch was sitting down, scooting down the hill on its ass, holding the skiis. That was the last time I saw it on the hill.

A few hours later, I went into the lodge to eat some lunch. Of course the fat ass was there eating. I suspect she sat there for the rest of the day eating, and will probably never try to ski again. Gravity always wins and keeps lard barges off of the slopes.

The bunny hill of this particular resort sits at the bottom of an intermediate course. Going up on the chairlift, I spotted a fat bitch trying to go down the bunny hill. It fell and was struggling to get back up. I watched for a bit and had a good laugh. I went down my run and was back on the chairlift about 10 mins later. That fat bitch was now sitting in the same spot it was earlier with its skis beside it. I can only imagine that after failing to stand up, someone helped it get the skis off and it just sat there to catch its breath. I finished my next run and got back on the chair lift. The fat bitch was sitting down, scooting down the hill on its ass, holding the skiis. That was the last time I saw it on the hill. A few hours later, I went into the lodge to eat some lunch. Of course the fat ass was there eating. I suspect she sat there for the rest of the day eating, and will probably never try to ski again. Gravity always wins and keeps lard barges off of the slopes.

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Good story, your friend is an ass :)

I can ski, water ski, wake board, surf and skateboard. I could not snow board the first time I tried. The balance is really unnatural when compared to the other activities I listed above, and I learned that the hard way after wrapping myself around a few trees on the way down and falling a bunch of other times. When I got to the bottom, and went and traded the board in for some skis and had a great rest of the day. It probably didn't help that I was almost 30 when I tried snowboarding that one time. When you're a kid and under 50 lbs, falling doesn't hurt. When you're full grown and more than 3 times that weight, you don't just bounce right back up again.

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The balance is really unnatural when compared to the other activities

Yeah I could surf and figured it was kind of the same. I was in my early 20s when this all happened. It's also a big deal what type of snow you're in. The place I first tried had generated snow which was packed down by the time I went in the early evening. Both falling and snowboarding are much easier in fresh thick powder. I've never got very good at it and my current illnesses will likely prevent me from trying anymore.

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I didn't get any powder my first time either. It was early morning and only a few degrees below freezing, so the hill was quite icy.