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The bunny hill of this particular resort sits at the bottom of an intermediate course. Going up on the chairlift, I spotted a fat bitch trying to go down the bunny hill. It fell and was struggling to get back up. I watched for a bit and had a good laugh. I went down my run and was back on the chairlift about 10 mins later.

That fat bitch was now sitting in the same spot it was earlier with its skis beside it. I can only imagine that after failing to stand up, someone helped it get the skis off and it just sat there to catch its breath.

I finished my next run and got back on the chair lift. The fat bitch was sitting down, scooting down the hill on its ass, holding the skiis. That was the last time I saw it on the hill.

A few hours later, I went into the lodge to eat some lunch. Of course the fat ass was there eating. I suspect she sat there for the rest of the day eating, and will probably never try to ski again. Gravity always wins and keeps lard barges off of the slopes.

The bunny hill of this particular resort sits at the bottom of an intermediate course. Going up on the chairlift, I spotted a fat bitch trying to go down the bunny hill. It fell and was struggling to get back up. I watched for a bit and had a good laugh. I went down my run and was back on the chairlift about 10 mins later. That fat bitch was now sitting in the same spot it was earlier with its skis beside it. I can only imagine that after failing to stand up, someone helped it get the skis off and it just sat there to catch its breath. I finished my next run and got back on the chair lift. The fat bitch was sitting down, scooting down the hill on its ass, holding the skiis. That was the last time I saw it on the hill. A few hours later, I went into the lodge to eat some lunch. Of course the fat ass was there eating. I suspect she sat there for the rest of the day eating, and will probably never try to ski again. Gravity always wins and keeps lard barges off of the slopes.

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The first time I went snowboarding, my friend took me up the second highest slope at a relatively crappy ski resort and just headed down the mountain. Having never even seen a snowboard up close until a few minutes prior when I rented my snowboard, I had no idea how to ride it. I pointed the snowboard down hill and jumped on. A few seconds later when I was flying past everyone I started to realize I couldn't turn and did not have any idea how to stop. I tried falling back on my butt. However, at those speeds it quickly became a tumble and rolled over a bunch of times. Realizing I had no idea what to do and this was definitely not the right place to learn, I got out of my bindings and started to limp down the mountain. Several people passed me and said "jump back on and keep trying."

At the bottom some random dude asked me why I didn't get back on again and try again. After a few questions, he realized that I had never even touched a snowboard until a few minutes prior and had a horrified look on his face. He asked me why I chose there to start, and I said that's what my friend recommended. Dude just said "you gotta get some better friends" and walked away. Years later when I was retelling this story to his wife, she said he did the same thing to her. She's never gone skiing with him again. He's a good friend most of the time, but I don't know what his malfunction was with skiing.

No one in the story is a fat ass, but I thought you might like the story anyway.

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Good story, your friend is an ass :)

I can ski, water ski, wake board, surf and skateboard. I could not snow board the first time I tried. The balance is really unnatural when compared to the other activities I listed above, and I learned that the hard way after wrapping myself around a few trees on the way down and falling a bunch of other times. When I got to the bottom, and went and traded the board in for some skis and had a great rest of the day. It probably didn't help that I was almost 30 when I tried snowboarding that one time. When you're a kid and under 50 lbs, falling doesn't hurt. When you're full grown and more than 3 times that weight, you don't just bounce right back up again.

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The balance is really unnatural when compared to the other activities

Yeah I could surf and figured it was kind of the same. I was in my early 20s when this all happened. It's also a big deal what type of snow you're in. The place I first tried had generated snow which was packed down by the time I went in the early evening. Both falling and snowboarding are much easier in fresh thick powder. I've never got very good at it and my current illnesses will likely prevent me from trying anymore.

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I didn't get any powder my first time either. It was early morning and only a few degrees below freezing, so the hill was quite icy.

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Once on ice I fell spraining my wrist trying to help my youth group nigger friend who also sprained his wrist. He was a smart nerd bigger though

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Wrist sprains are rough when you have to work with one. Having to turn a wrench, write stuff down, or type on a computer becomes a real bitch.

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First two and maybe only times I snow boarded I nearly literally broke my ass bone. Snowboarding isn't easy. It's rather stupidly difficult actually. Ski boarding is much easier. And you can start having fun and actually doing most slopes etc.

With snow boarding I actually had to be abandoned by my friends because I couldn't keep up. Made fun of eventually walking down the slope back to the lodge lol.

Really wish I could snow board or ski right now. Situation won't allow it.

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Yeah I found out how much harder it was after I got down the mountain and started asking the staff some questions. I ended up buying a balance board to improve that weird front to back balance needed for it. Ironically, I still use the balance board because some medication I took wrecked my vestibular system even though I'll probably never go snowboarding again.

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More like Benny hill

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If I would have recorded it, the Benny Hill music would go perfectly when it was scooting down the hill.

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Skiing is for reckless people. It can destroy knees and ankles. You pick up a knee injury at 19 that will haunt you and cripple you for the rest of your life.

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If that were true, there wouldn't be ANY seniors on skis. I saw plenty of them.

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That can be said of most outdoor sports. I learned to speedskate as a teen, and it translated very well to skiing as I got older. I watched guys snowboarding, and WHAM! they'd catch that front edge... nah, screw that, I'll stay on ski's.

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I just bought a new pair of ski boots. When I was trying them on there was this pair of gigantic fat pieces of shit pretending like they can ski and trying on ski boots as well. The two guys working in the store kept making comments to these fat bitches' faces about how huge their feet were. It was fucking hilarious.

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No doubt they need someone else to fasten the boots closed.

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top kek, this is good

my observations: https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/613629

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I'm going skiing in a few hours. This with be probably my 5th day getting on skis. I just bought my own set of boots a week ago.

Of the other times I've been on the slopes, I've never noticed a fatass.

I know a few people who have injured themselves skiing to the point that they can no longer do the activity. Though I could make the same comment about riding motorcycles too.

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Go down the hill in an "S" pattern so it is at a controlled rate of speed, identify noobs and stay as far away as possible, don't go back country/out of bounds skiing and you should be all right.