I wouldn't even touch her with your 10ft pole.

I still have nightmares from getting drunk in my teens.

A buddy of mine had a Chevy van in the late 1970s. He knew these two fat chicks ...

The next day I read we had had a mild earthquake in the area the night before. I'll never forget, no matter how hard I've tried.

Sex with a deathfat requires a 10 ft pole to hold the fupa back.

Never. Just never.

Find a fold and go hard.

I would share a cartoon picture of jerking off to a human-sized woman if I had one.