He's big-boned. That whole side of the Claus family is big-boned.
It's probably just media projection. Santa probably trains mma.
I'd say he probably does too, given how long his fuse is towards shitty kids in stores and so on. Only someone trained in martial arts a long time has that sort of fuse.
Santa's like the T-1000. He just slims down for chimneys. Jews keep liquid nitrogen in their fireplace on Christmas
LMAO
Don't you know that you're not supposed to talk about the elephant in the room?
It's hard fat. Punch him in the stomach, and you're fist won't sink in, it will just bounce off.
No and fuck off with the kike question.
Hey you be nice! It’s Christmas!
But the sub is fatpeoplehate, I’d like an explanation of the exemption.
Because it's White Culture personified.
He gets a free pass because he’s one of the only remaining White (and German) traditions the kikes haven’t completely stamped out.
Santa is a Lie.
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