They will wish they had saved her to burn this winter.

Had an ex step dad that worked at one. He said the really fat people had a bunch of lard and grease. Said it also smelled like someone cooking bacon. He stopped eating bacon after that.

They could easily solve the problem with a big ole dehydrator.

Easy fix: Just cut the landwhale up into pieces and burn them a few at a time. Or, do the burning outside in a big pit. Main thing is not have have Wooden Doors on the crematorium!

“When a morbidly obese person is cremated, there’s a danger of what can only be called (in layman’s terms) a ‘grease fire,’”