I’ve worked with fitness trainers who were fatter than this guy. People these days would barely notice his weight, but he’d get cancelled over his insensitive man-spreading though. He either didn’t eat his feelings, lacked the money to properly do so, or he had to move his body around a lot more than our modern day hawgzillas. Our woke agenda would get this guy out of that Angus Young outfit and into some Calvin Klein underwear, and launch his brave modeling career with a Times Square ad campaign.