is a global
Perfect pronoun for a planet.
She is globe-shaped for sure.
Of the ham variety.
Hope she doesn't charge by the pound.
She has an ass on the front of her
The frontbutt is real.
I'm estimating this things weight at roughly 290 lbs. Sickening. Just the gunt alone is at least 50, and those arm flaps must be close to 15 on each side minimum. Add the cottage cheese legs, I'd say 55 each, the hooves, 5 each, the giant buttocks, 45 each and the head at 10.
I can't believe it can stand. I don't even want to start visualizing it taking a shit... fuck.
Fit in what, a semi?
The bucket of a letorneau L-2350
Spamdex. Imma trademark that. Spamdex. Because nobody loves you!
Maybe she scares clients into wanting to never look like her.
Maybe its a stock photo used to catch a certain type of client.
She would need to be super-fit to support her own weight without that fence to lean on!
Are you kidding? She's much more fit than that. She's so fit that she can flap those wings and fly away!
She has to use a satellite dish to eat her cereal. And I think I saw two small planets orbiting her.
KEK
Well... hello...
Looks like I found...
a supa dupa fupa trupa
Now.. fuck off, ugly slut.
This isn't fit or beautiful. It's horrifying and makes me not want to have a woman in my life. Thank goodness mine is fit and slim at about 5'5" and 110 lbs. I'll just look at her for 20 seconds and I'll be able to recover from this terrible image.
Jai Murphy with those reversed biceps. Definitely a good look combined with the massive FUPA.
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