Holy shit! They've beached themselves! FFS, Why isn't anyone helping those poor creatures? You have to keep them wetted down while you get them fully back into the water as soon as possible, before their sensitive skin starts to dry out and crack.
Seagulls will feast on their blubber.
They'll just try to blow them up again. Or worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVDdndBu2gA
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