Once I had a friend who had a fat as fuck roommate. This fat as fuck roommate brought home a fat as fuck girl. They took a bath. It sounded like this. (whalesong.net)

https://vid8.poal.co/user/G0thamgirl/r5uAMLK

That mayodumpster wasn't 'bathing in coconut oil'. She was marinating in it.

Was she trying to wreck her septic system? When that oil cools down and hardens all the pipes are gonna clog up.

So that's how long it takes for one of those to lick up the oil and regain traction.

That's what they do to the pigs at the county fair before for the greased pig contest.

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No, no I don't think so.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4185318/Woman-stuck-tub-30-MINUTES-bathing-oil.html

As well as advice, she received numerous comments about her feet - ranging from compliments to concern from people who thought her ankle could be either dislocated or broken.

The woman replied: 'Nar [sic]. They are just fat.' She added: 'Update on inbox messages: thought it would be dk pics and show us ts. Turns out there are a lot of people with foot fetish on here.'