Boating? Nope. It would capsize and I won't handle dealing with hamplanets on the streets or grassy lands let alone the boat I use. *fuck off fattycakes* That thing wouldn't even fit in a canoe, let alone a 2 or 4 person rowboat without a dangerous scenario unfolding. Lose some weight moron. I also love the balance argument. If they were smart they'd understand the rules of motion, gravity and physics. Once a giant obese object starts falling there is no agility. Just an injury.. probably to their head since their nasty cottage cheese legs protect their gigantic hips and their bubble butt protects their spine.