Proudly plus sized is the easy way out of admitting you eat 15 meals a day, break the toilet regularly, use 3 rolls of TP a day and destroy mattresses, sweat all the time, can't find clothes that fit and can't find a partner except for another obese retard. Add in the 5 cats and loneliness as the finale. If none of that works, identify as a queer granny tranny. You'll get a demented 80 year old partner that way. Guarantee she is so self conscious she looks in the mirror and says this like a mantra for an hour before 10 breakfasts and leaving the house instead of just exercising or going on a diet.