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[–] • 4 pts

That blob doesn't eat the kids but I guarantee it eats some of their lunches secretly and makes them all paranoid about each other over the mysterious thefts.

[–] • 2 pts

Always one thing missing. Mother thinks she’s going crazy because she knows she put a snack in.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Found the person. Looks like a fat tranny.

[–] • 2 pts

“Proudly Plus-Sized” You’re only lying to yourself.

If you didn’t care about your physical appearance, you wouldn’t be using those smoothing filters.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Proudly plus sized is the easy way out of admitting you eat 15 meals a day, break the toilet regularly, use 3 rolls of TP a day and destroy mattresses, sweat all the time, can't find clothes that fit and can't find a partner except for another obese retard. Add in the 5 cats and loneliness as the finale. If none of that works, identify as a queer granny tranny. You'll get a demented 80 year old partner that way.

Guarantee she is so self conscious she looks in the mirror and says this like a mantra for an hour before 10 breakfasts and leaving the house instead of just exercising or going on a diet.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

When she hit 150 lbs didn't she look at herself and wonder? At 200 lbs didn't she stop eating junk food and stsrt exercising? At 250 lbs now she just begs for empathy? What the hell is wrong with obese people?

It's scientifically proven it's only genetic roughly 1% of the time.. otherwise it's just any slob is eating too much.

[–] • 2 pts

Everyone thinks the things the kids say, the kids just haven't been trained yet.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Kids are innocent and if cornered they will almost 99% of the time be totally open and honest unless they did something horrible. Calling a hamplanet fat and saying the truth which is "I can sit on you but you can't sit on me" is a statement filled with validity.

[–] • 2 pts

This means that something worthwhile came out of the Austin Powers movies.

[–] • 3 pts

I'm from Holland, isn't that veird?