Women expect you to provide the world and all they bring is a wet hole.

And yet dumb motherfuckers will still give them what they want

Fat Woman? Not a chance. The thought of seeing all the rolls and cottage cheese.. blech. Makes me sick just thinking about it.

A buddy of mine told me about this because one night he was out with a group of cute girls and one fat girl. They were all in university and he banged one of the skinny girls and they all left except for the fat one in the house party. He was so drunk he said he tried to bang her too because she had a cute face but when he saw her naked he physically couldn't get it up and his description of the fupa and everything else almost made me sick and start puking.