The most exercise they've done in their entire lives and it was done in an effort to show how much they don't like exercising. They probably all felt fantastic for a while afterward from the physical activity too, but they also likely attributed that great feeling to being from 'doing something to fight hate' or whatever and not from simply getting off their fat asses and actually doing something.
A little more exertion and their oversized, overworked hearts might give out.
Trick them into doing that twice a week, watch them slowly get more healthy from getting their anger out, getting a work out and stopping themselves from dealing with their emotions by overeating. I could imagine half of them hating the other half in a short amount of time.
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