The worst flight in my life was when two hambeasts sandwiched me in. I did not wear my seatbelt for the entire flight; I couldn't even see my lap. Fat slabs of sweaty blubber spilled over the armrests onto me. Fucking horrid. I sat stiff as a board with my arms crossed for the whole duration. The flight was only Miami to Dallas, so it could have been worse, but it was still *bad*.