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Percentages vary by Planet Fatass location, and I've been to a bunch (I do have a Black Card membership), but this is about average in my fuxated suburban hellscape.

35% - Fat dimwit sweathogs who misuse equipment and waddle at 1.0 MPH on creaking treadmills. 35% - Cheap niggers who constantly violate rules, camp out on machines while using dey sail foams, and ogle fat White women. 15% - Cheap nigger sows who constantly violate rules, camp out on machines while using dey sail foams, and ogle cheap niggers who are still ogling fat White women. Often try to hustle their way out of paying their memberships. 10% - Serious people who know enough of what they're doing to just get it done, usually without being cunts about it (some are cunts, though). 5% - Confused old people in jeans, bobs and vagene dotheads who bench about 25 pounds, tattooed azn bimbos, women there strictly to show off, retarded employees, other miscellaneous denizens.

There are overlaps here and there.

Since the Cohenvid-19 shit started, though, there hasn't been any free food (not that I go during those times).

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This is pretty accurate. And can confirm; there hasn't been any free food at the one I go to since the 'rona started.

they even 86'ed the tootsie rolls

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Yep, they sure did even at the one I go to.

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Are you in the first category?

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No, I'm a cheap nigger who constantly violates rules, camps out on machines while using my sail foam, and ogles fat White women. Now lets me blast my DMX from my sail foam while I do bicep curls with shitty form, honky.

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Move to Idaho. It’s 5% olds, 5% fats, and 90% normal.

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That sounds fantastic, honestly.

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Planet Fatness

It's like fitness, but for retards.

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I go to planet fitness and enjoy the sights as I go about my business working out. Usually I go early morning when the people there are intent on working out before going to work.

I like seeing the regulars who are intense about their workout. The chunky monkeys just use treadmills or other cardio equipment which no one else is really using. The dumbbells, Smith machines, and cable machines are normally only used by people intent on working out, and are grouped together.

No lie, I enjoy checking out pretty women as motivation to get in better shape and toned.

Rarely will you see anyone waddling around anywhere outside of the ellipticals or treadmills.

Some of you may know I've gotten down 40 lbs from my peak weight with diet and exercise. About 1.5 lbs from my high school graduation weight.

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Congrats on your progress and maintenance. For what PF offers, it’s a tremendous value. I just would not be able to look at nor smell that shit when I’m in gym mode. And see how you mention those optics being motivation? I can understand what you mean because I’m a normal person. A human. Some some sjw’s would freak out at that comment. Those are the same people who clap for “real women” to be models for undergarments and fitness clothing. Why? That’s not motivating. That’s not what I strive to look like. I don’t want to see some fat fuck modeling workout wear I’m considering buying. But they seemingly can’t handle seeing or hearing about anyone doing better than them at something and realizing if they put the work in, they can likely be there too. Instead, it’s a personal attack.

I’m rambling but maybe some of that is relatable.

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100% I don't want any product promoted by fat ass undisciplined sjw types.

I want something that gives me the illusion I'll nail some broad just by having it. Lol. I know it's not happening, but the association is still there. Tbh, I look at value for money regardless of the marketing.

But yes, your words ring true. I've started talking to random regulars. Just a few words here and there now that I'm more comfortable in my physical fitness and shape.

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I could kinda see it if you're hitting the gym early and don't have the extra time to stop somewhere for breakfast, but let's be real here. The only gains planet fatness patrons are getting are adipose tissue. No way they're going to work out enough to burn off whatever calories they take from that table.

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The math on two donuts or a bagel with cream Cheese means your ass needs to be on the elliptical for half the day.

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Planet Fitness is for people that want to feel better about themselves for exercising but hate the shit out of exercising.

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All gyms are. Normal people do pushups, situps, and curls at home. One set of barbells is all anyone needs.

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Most people do. But you should hate sabotaging yourself like that even more.

If you truly hate the shit out of exercising you are pathetic. You may not love it but to hate it?

Planet Shitness is for people that have no idea how to exercise or get in shape. Your body is the only thing you have with you every moment of your life and to think these idiots don't know how to keep it healthy so they think becoming a member of a gym like this is a positive.

Yes, there are those that go because it's so cheap or they don't have any other options but this chain was created to pander to idiots that don't know the first thing about their bodies and are incredibly lazy/stupid/fat/proud of all these things.

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I don't know how people hate it. I have a genetic disorder that makes my muscles and joints hurt often for no reason and I still do long uphill bike rides, pushups, sit ups, and lift at home. Still feels good most of the time.

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Hate was probably the wrong word. I don’t hate it. Sometimes it gets monotonous. That’s all.

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Not exactly true. But moajority. Yeah. That is true.

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Those are bagels not donuts no?

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Looks like both. Image gets grainy upon inspection.

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Possibly. Point?

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Bagels if done right are just flour. Shouldn't be anything wrong with them.

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Calorie dense if you need sustenance on a budget but once you start slapping cream cheese and the like on them, you’re just getting fatter.

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666 calories, and feels like a light snack

Genius. Completely undo your workout and keeps you coming back to the gym and renewing your membership.

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It's pavlovian conditioning. Their customers are likely people who get and enjoy a dopamine hit from sweets. In theory, if used properly the dopamine would start preceeding the treat. Eventually the treat can be removed all together.

I doubt that's how it's used in practice, but in theory someone could trick themselves into enjoying going to the gym.

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Maybe I’m wired differently. Eating trash makes me feel absolutely horrible physically and mentally. Like, spend a day in bed type horrible.

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For normal people something like that is something you can eat one of as a treat once a month or something. Fat people eat like 5 of that every other meal.

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I’m surprised they don’t sue planet fitness for being fat. But then again, they’d have to admit that being fat is a bad thing.

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This isn't shitty food hate. I don't see a hamplanet.

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They are ensuring repeat customers.

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When I fall of the diet wagon, I don’t even want to look at a gym. I need a fresh night of sleep and some mental cleansing before I can work off my gluttony. I couldn’t imagine being there and eating garbage.

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That is actually perfect. Most of their money comes from people who pay the fee but don't show up. That is thier buisness model.

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