Percentages vary by Planet Fatass location, and I've been to a bunch (I do have a Black Card membership), but this is about average in my fuxated suburban hellscape.
35% - Fat dimwit sweathogs who misuse equipment and waddle at 1.0 MPH on creaking treadmills. 35% - Cheap niggers who constantly violate rules, camp out on machines while using dey sail foams, and ogle fat White women. 15% - Cheap nigger sows who constantly violate rules, camp out on machines while using dey sail foams, and ogle cheap niggers who are still ogling fat White women. Often try to hustle their way out of paying their memberships. 10% - Serious people who know enough of what they're doing to just get it done, usually without being cunts about it (some are cunts, though). 5% - Confused old people in jeans, bobs and vagene dotheads who bench about 25 pounds, tattooed azn bimbos, women there strictly to show off, retarded employees, other miscellaneous denizens.
There are overlaps here and there.
Since the Cohenvid-19 shit started, though, there hasn't been any free food (not that I go during those times).
This is pretty accurate. And can confirm; there hasn't been any free food at the one I go to since the 'rona started.
Are you in the first category?
No, I'm a cheap nigger who constantly violates rules, camps out on machines while using my sail foam, and ogles fat White women. Now lets me blast my DMX from my sail foam while I do bicep curls with shitty form, honky.
Move to Idaho. It’s 5% olds, 5% fats, and 90% normal.
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