When someone is taking fucking forever standing in front of the shelf you need something from, do you take another lap around the aisle hoping they've moved on, do you lurk there awkwardly behind them until they move, or do you just get right up in there and reach for the plus size box of wheetabix?
No, I just say pardon me, grab what I need and move on w/o incident, provided i'm not required to take an extra long detour around a waddler that could fall and kill a small child at any moment b/c human ankles are simply not rated for that weight... How can you trust a person that can't even trust themselves w/ food?
I have done all three, but usually it is a modification. It rarely happens when I only need one item, so I will often grab other items on my list.
Body check and grab
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