is this not proof satire is dad?
Yo aye aint seen mah daydee yet! Das raycis!
You ain't see him needer!
Not as hard as getting out of a compact car
Have you ever seen them driving a compact car? Their fat little arms can’t do a full revolution of the steering wheel because their massive gut is in the way. It’s hilarious.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBoJlIYF2Z4
I couldn’t find a video of one driving, but chuckled pretty hard at this one…
Lmao.
You'd think it would just hire a driver to move it around in a cheap van while it lays in the back.
What, and admit it has limitations? Fat people can do anything skinny people can!
My daughter has been watching wipeout lately - fun, easy entertainment for the family. I can’t count how many fatties say, “I’m actually really healthy. Just you see, I’m gonna win this!” Only to run out of breath 1 minute later and end up waddling to the end.
Or when the car is leaning 20 degrees to the drivers side.
I remember when I was 186lbs trying to get in and out of my bucket seats. A lot easier now at 142. Damn I was such a disgusting sack of shit, still a sack of shit, just not a soggy one.
With clowns in 🤡 🌎?
My late obese aunt had to deal with workplace fat shaming, it’s a thing. Yes fat people blow, my grandma is to blame for allowing her children to gorge. She passed away at 32 from a…. Broken ankle paired with medical malpractice (they couldn’t locate the crash carts to revive her). Blood clots form easy in the obese, it stopped her heart and made me vow to never get big.
They call it ‘morbid’ obesity for a reason.
Some jokes write themselves
No they don't shut up nigger faggot.
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