![My pregnant 5’1” wife is too fat to climb the 2’7” into bed, so I built the cunt some stairs. [3024x4032 - 2.2MB]](https://pic8.co/sh/6hRMo1.jpg){kind=link}
How fucking big is the whale?
How fucking big is the whale?
She requested I inform you she’s only 97lbs,
She requested I inform you she’s only 97lbs,
Do you supply a Slippery Dip to get off the bed or a Slip and Slide?
Do you supply a Slippery Dip to get off the bed or a Slip and Slide?
Yes.
Yes.
Kick tha fat whore to the curb, fren
Kick tha fat whore to the curb, fren
Does she know you call her a cunt? At 97lbs she seems good and the stairs are to protect the baby incase she falls getting in to bed or rolls on her stomach.
Does she know you call her a cunt? At 97lbs she seems good and the stairs are to protect the baby incase she falls getting in to bed or rolls on her stomach.
Yeah, she knows. She’s just happy I built the stairs.
Yeah, she knows. She’s just happy I built the stairs.
5ft1
Enjoy the manlets she'll give you
>5ft1
Enjoy the manlets she'll give you
Manlets are usually the result of a short father
Manlets are usually the result of a short father
My mother is 5'3" and my father is 6'0. I'm 6'2" and my brothers are 6'3". I think your statement is true since my sister is 5'5"
My mother is 5'3" and my father is 6'0. I'm 6'2" and my brothers are 6'3". I think your statement is true since my sister is 5'5"
The worst pairing is short White man with short gookette. Guaranteed school shooter offspring, if male.
The worst pairing is short White man with short gookette. Guaranteed school shooter offspring, if male.
Someone didn't stay 6ft apart
Someone didn't stay 6ft apart
Lol cool looks good fuck off.
Lol cool looks good fuck off.
As Ben Franklin once said, “sure thing.”
As Ben Franklin once said, “sure thing.”
Something wrong with the floor?
Something wrong with the floor?
Fuck breh time slim her down brother her health is at stake and you cant be with a whale breh she w9nt live long
Fuck breh time slim her down brother her health is at stake and you cant be with a whale breh she w9nt live long
a: manlet
b: macaroni
c: coronakid
d: fat wife complaints
a: manlet
b: macaroni
c: coronakid
d: fat wife complaints
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