"I'm gonna' get even with all of the assholes who make fun of me for being an ugly, fat pig".
I'll just say it, she's a disgusting pig. In her case, the ugly is intrinsic to her nature.
Look at that supercilious smirk. She's smugly as fuck.
I feel like if hell was real, it would be better than just having to spend one week with this Jabba the Hutt landwhale of blubber. Just listening to her say one sentence in her smug, fat bitch voice while smelling her own eternal farts would be worse than burning in torment forever.
It is said that the worst torments of Hell are not the fire and the thirst, but the presence of the devils and the damned. People like this give veracity to that claim.
Tim Burton's gonna save bagfulls of money on makeup when they do the all female reboot of Batman Returns.
They'll go deep into the red with craft services though.
oh i cant wait to see melissa mcfarty in that sure fire smash hit.
Notice the fag jew behind her, with the pink satin tie and demonic face?
another clown world confirmation.
Stick the piggy and roast it over a fire.
Unfuckable lardass, if she's genuinely had the jab then her heart has no fucking chance.
TIL Miss Piggy is the Justice Minister of Northern Ireland.
Healthy and safe, just like she utterly failed to do.
Put down the fucking fork!
99.97% survival rate
Not for this walking co-morbidity..
What in the hell? This thing should give its heart justice before it wants to tell other people what to do. It's fucking HUGE. I've never understood how morbidly obese people get elected to government positions. I wouldn't even trust that thing near my fridge. At parliament she probably has her own personal one because she eats so much.
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