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Waffle stomp

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I bet you they ate their soggy pizza

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That's what comes to my mind when I hear about mayo dumpsters and shower.

Cannot unlearn...

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How fat do you have to be to knock down a pizza by walking?

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Can’t be too fat, the water line is too high

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Get your bouyancy/displacement shit straight.

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Closest I ever got to food in the bath was a bottle of Mike's

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