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[–] 4 pts

Easy solution is to chain it to the radiator and feed it gruel and bread crusts for 3 months.

It will have to deal with the rubber flaps of fupa skin after, but that’s the price it pays for being an eat beast.

[–] 0 pt

gruel and bread crusts

Why? Porridge is a working man's food. Not exactly weightloss material.