I just assume all fat people eat stuff like this

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as disgusting as it was the structure somewhat made sense, until the chocolate...

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Right, it was basically trailer park lasagne before that.

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neither of those was food, what she made was what she is....

a goddamned mess.

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She was still adding more shit when the camera's battery died and they had to end the video.

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That’s enough for 6 people! I swear to God, these fatties need to be locked up and given nothing but exercise equipment and water. They’ll survive on their own fat without needing to eat more than some chicken and broccoli once every 48 hours.

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They'll probably need a multivitamin too. Chicken and broccoli aren't as fully nutritious as our bodies require. Don't get me wrong, they're packed with nutrients, just not all of them.

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True, true. Maybe a boiled egg and an avocado could be added to that. Perhaps, for good behavior, a little bit of dark chocolate.

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Eggs are a great addition. I like my boiled eggs with a pinch of salt and pepper and a dab of hot sauce, delicious and super nutritious.

I wouldn't tempt them with the chocolate here. We'd have to make them go cold turkey, figuratively speaking (although, turkey's pretty nutritious too).

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That will cost me money. If you want to fund that shit, go nuts.

I'll be over here starting a labour camp.

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Careful, friend. They may eat the tools you provide them.

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Could you imagine.... you make the fatties cut open the tool eater, then they start going insane, shoveling fat and flesh into their faces. A room full of starving fatties could be dangerous.