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Laziest cope ever

Laziest cope ever

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[–] 3 pts

My ex best friend was like this. She'd complain about how she ate healthy and only gained weight, forgetting I'd sat across a table from her as she'd ordered a giant dinner salad and proceeded to pour a fuckton of dressing on it, and when I commented on how much dressing she was covering it with she'd get pissed at me for trying to be helpful. Remember folks, obesity is simply food addiction and the failure to cope with the reality of calories in > calories out = fat.

[–] 1 pt

I like to think I enable//trigger these people. When I go out to eat (rarely) I enjoy a full course meal, all the fixings.

When you eat to live, not live to eat you can enjoy a treat once in a while.

Planning ahead isn’t a sheboon trait.

[–] 2 pts

Actually, funnily enough most bodies are designed to be slim and work off minimal weight, for very obvious reasons. No one is "born" a 200 pound whale, unless said mammal is an actual whale

[–] 2 pts

Now, because she's upset, she's going to go and eat a gallon tub of icecream.

[–] 1 pt

Sugars and Carbs represent 90% of most Americans "diet".

[–] 0 pt

You have Ancel Keys to thank for that.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Typical nigger, they have no impulse control and eat way too much and don't pick any cotton.

[–] 1 pt

"What if this is just my body?"

Does it self-identify as a fur seal? How many genders are we up to now?